The Chinese are studying English?

So, this is what we read in the newspapers. Kids 4 years old going to English lessons. Youngsters going on summer camps in the USA. Before the Olympics the great majority of the Beijingers had learned “basic English”, according to China Daily.
According to some Chinese, there are also too many foreigners in China, a complete joke – China is one of the countries in the world with the lowest amount of foreigners relative to the population. How many are we in China? According to the authorities who are known to have either no clue or good at giving unreliable information, we are less than one million. So, make the % calculation yourself. Of course all foreigners are concentrated in Sanlitun, giving the impression we are so many.
China is way behind in adapting to the international scene, as nearly nobody speaks English. Most PhDs returning from UK and USA after many years still cannot write a decent e-mail. Public signs are often wrong, at least they provide good entertainment. They could ask a foreigner to help check it (for free) but that would be loss of face I guess. Or maybe they simply can’t find anybody. I could suggest to them to place an ad in The Beijinger.
Chinese love to laugh with us speaking poor Chinese, or laughing with foreigners using T-shirts that carry real silly Chinese characters. Well, we have our turn too.

Chinese TV is a good example to show their advanced status of ignorance.
Here you need to stand on your head to see what they tried to say. Actually nobody is supposed to read any of the English stuff around. They print it just to look exotic, like on real estate ads. Or like the facial tissues I use. “Mind Act Upon Mind” it declares. I use it to wipe my forehead but my mind has till now not responded. I keep on trying.
Not to be surprised by the number of websites that show all the funny English signs, some also from Japan (another great country for its international language capabilities). One among many is http://www.engrish.com/.

Relaxing in Beijing: plenty to do, like KTV (Japanese style)

One more week of battling e-mails, trying to clean up my computer files and doing the usual. But not all is tough labor.

This week I joined the FAMMM party on Wednesday, now again held in Zhongyu Building, 7th floor on Gongti Bei Lu, opposite of SOHO Sanlitun (the other location is The Lantern on Gongti Xi Lu, see earlier post). The terrace is nice and great to relax, that day I needed it as temperatures were over 38C and I guess I got something like a small heatstroke after cycling through what felt like an oven.
See the Bali Courtyard Bar (巴厘空中海滩酒吧), before the crowd arrived for the party. The parties are nice, no pressure to change business cards, just chatting with friends – and making new ones.
What is FAMMM? FAMMM is a platform that generates emotion in five important creative industries in China: Fashion, Art, Media, Music & Movies. The FAMMM community consists of 2,000 members – comprised equally of Chinese and Western fashion editors and designers, media, trendsetters, artists, models, movie and vocal talent, as well as FAMMM industry producers and agents.

The same day I invited my two favorite KTV girls, one having her birthday. Location: the Thai restaurant in The Place (great food). We know each other like for 5 years, I have been following them whenever they switch the KTV. I use to go to KTV once per week, normally to my Japanese style KTV – much better than the typical Chinese ones. Their choice of English songs is huge and finding them is easy, much unlike the Chinese karaokes where the computer systems suck, at least for the English songs. The Japanese ones are discreet, clean, no monkey business and great to go alone or with a few friends: we all share the same big room and the same two mikes. I also sing Chinese songs, to the delight of the Japanese customers (Deng Lijun being my favorite).

The best promotion video of Beijing

Our Chinese friends might again not understand why this great rap video on Beijing is actually a great promotion of the city – despite the visible pollution everywhere in the movie. Better than all the glitz and blitz from the propaganda departments. I find it funny, hilarious at times but all in a good mood.
“Beijing State of Mind”, is based on the music “Empire State of Mind”, Jay Z with Alicia Keys.
To watch it in China: sorry guys, you’ll need a VPN!

Thumbs up for Mark Bowen Griffin – video shooting and production and the vocals by  Big Daddy Dough and Princess Fortier.

Another FAMMM evening on 11 July

Once more FAMMM at The Lantern (Gongti Xi Lu). This time quite a number of friends I had not seen since long joined.


And of course several pretty models joining us. The two girls are from Ukraine. Thanks to Michelle for her group picture.
Looking forward to the next one!

Mark Levine on stage – and on TV

Our friend Mark Levine (马克力文), in his young sixties is a guy full of energy. Originally from Los Angeles/San Francisco, he is currently Foreign Expert at Minzu University of China, also doing teaching at other universities. Previously he was with Beijing Dance Academy, Chinese Academy of Social Sciences, Huaiyin Teachers College.
He considers himself an American sociologist and has lived in China since 2005. he teaches Western Culture, Public Speaking and English
He is also a guitarist, song writer and singer and has written 60 songs about life in China. He also sings Chinese songs while not speaking Chinese (OK, a bit like me!). He has performed in 7 Chinese provinces and has appeared on many Chinese TV stations.|See here more on our colorful musician:
http://www.linkedin.com/in/markhlevine
http://www.bjstuff.com/profile/MarkLevine

On Sunday 23 June 2013 he performed in a Houhai bar (Jia Ding Fang) to an audience of friends and CCTV4 who is shooting a documentary about him. I was lucky I could make it, see the pictures of his performance.

He is joined by Ms. Fu Han, the erhu player and also his agent (and interpreter).
And yes, he is great to listen at!
The funny thing was, looking for the bar I met at the door an old friend, a waiter I have known since ages – also called Mark – who now works at that bar. I was promptly offered a nice white beer!

Mark has also his “real blog”, regularly updated in Chinese by Fu Han:
http://you.video.sina.com.cn/marklevine
And yes, his movie is out:
傅涵:马克力文:不会说中文 但是会唱中国歌的老外
http://tv.sohu.com/20130705/n380809895.shtml
You can see the performance in Jia Ding Fang, but I remain hidden from view!